Manga
- "BOOOOOBS! No! Can't get distracted! But...mmmm, boobs!"
- —Kimihito Kurusu
- "Mixed-sex bathing is not a service we provide here!"
- —Kimihito Kurusu
- "Hey Darling, what's this? A gummy lifesaver?"
- —Miia
- "Put that away!"
- —Kimihito Kurusu
- "Let me just double-check one last thing. That bruise on your cheek..."
- —Smith
- "I GOT IT WHEN I FELL!"
- —Kimihito Kurusu
- "Perfect!"
- —Smith
- "Who...are you?"
- —Kimihito Kurusu
- "Papi! Papi's Papi the Harpy! "
- —Papi
- "Huh?"
- —Kimihito Kurusu
- "Like I was saying, Papi the Harpy...or was it Parpy the Puppy? Pahi? Par Piipa Papi Hapi... Papi Parpi Pipi Penis?"
- —Papi
- "This is bad! If things keep going like this. My trouser-snake's gonna do some shedding of its own!!"
- —Kimihito Kurusu
"Legs." -Chapter 5.5 omake, where Kimihito is asked by Miia, Papi, and Centorea what his fetish is.
"If you want eggs, go down to the damn supermarket and buy some yourself!" -Chapter 14, after punching out a movie producer who tried to steal Papi's egg.
"...Miia. If...IF I make it back alive, we're getting married!" -Chapter 24, tripping the first of many death flags.
"I'm not sticking around here! I"m going home! Can I just go the goal now? You don't mind if I beat that thing, right? No problem, everything's fine. I'm not afraid of anything anymore!" -Chapter 24, tripping enough death flags to make a death flag theme park.